"You never have sex the way people do in the movies. You don’t do it on the floor, you don’t do it standing up, you don’t always have all your clothes off, you don’t happen to have on all the sexy lingerie. You know, if anybody ever ripped my clothes, I’d kill them."
tbh jason probably vandalizes the batmobile all the time with stuff like “fuq da police” and “arrowfam ftw” and like bruce knows it’s him but every time he says something about it jason pulls the “i died alone in a warehouse” card and bruce lets it alone
it doesn’t have to be elaborate i don’t care for fancy dates but if he says, "hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat." "i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?" "i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than "idk what do you want to do choose"